I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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