I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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