Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Two words: blizzard sex
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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