You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
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