were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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