where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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