Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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