ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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