did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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