what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
