All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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