I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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