it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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