Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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