why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
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