Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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