just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
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