I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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