Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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