Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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