Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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