Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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