Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Green mimosas i think yes
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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