i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
