Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
I have surprise drugs for everyone
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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