dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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