She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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