I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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