I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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