Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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