Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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