so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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