I wanna bring you to show and tell
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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