I wanna bring you to show and tell
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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