Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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