just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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