I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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