i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
The air taste purple.
Randomize
