To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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