Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I just cut my nipple shaving
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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