So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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