WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
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