I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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