let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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