I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
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