one two three fourrrrnication!
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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