If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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