I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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