Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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