I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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