Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
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