Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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