Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
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