found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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