Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
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