Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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