C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
My day in three words: secret purse cake
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
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