You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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